A good barber can lower those earlobes for no extra charge.
A not-so-good barber can get them even lower…
How about a personality transplant while you are at it?
You can hide a nose job surgery under a mask.
The awkward silent panel♡.
“Um, y’kow” implied weight reduction
“Soooo…You’ve already had it done?”
“Not yet. Why?”
“No reason” [crickets chirping]
He doesn’t need to worry yet. But when your lobes make a Ferengi jealous, then it’s time for cosmetic surgery!
I read that larger ear lobes are a sign of higher intelligence. So…
how about those man boobs he has?
I’ve grown a “secret Van Dyke” behind my mask. :)
You can hide a nose under a mask.
Moob reduction surgery! It’s the In Thing to do for guys who look like you, Monty! Nose? Meh. Lobes? Nah.
Dirty Dragon about 3 years ago
A good barber can lower those earlobes for no extra charge.
A not-so-good barber can get them even lower…
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
How about a personality transplant while you are at it?
Kroykali about 3 years ago
You can hide a nose job surgery under a mask.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
The awkward silent panel♡.
Out of the Past about 3 years ago
“Um, y’kow” implied weight reduction
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
“Soooo…You’ve already had it done?”
“Not yet. Why?”
“No reason” [crickets chirping]
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
He doesn’t need to worry yet. But when your lobes make a Ferengi jealous, then it’s time for cosmetic surgery!
drycurt about 3 years ago
I read that larger ear lobes are a sign of higher intelligence. So…
chriscc63 about 3 years ago
how about those man boobs he has?
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
I’ve grown a “secret Van Dyke” behind my mask. :)
mrwalker008 about 3 years ago
You can hide a nose under a mask.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Moob reduction surgery! It’s the In Thing to do for guys who look like you, Monty! Nose? Meh. Lobes? Nah.