Monty by Jim Meddick for December 25, 2010
Transcript:
Monty says, "You want proof of Santa's existence? ?Well, he ate half the cookie you left out!" EB says, "Really?! I'll be right down!!" EB says, "I'll scan it for DNA evidence and see if I can match it to any known elf database!..." EB says, "Hey! What're you doing?! Stop! Stop licking that!" Monty says, "Sorry. You know how I get when I haven't had my toasted mini-wheats." EB says, "You totally contaminated the sample!"