Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2010
Transcript:
EB says, "I don't see why I can't just stay up and meet this guy and find out if he's for real or not?" Monty says, "Nope. Sorry." Monty says, "Santa never shows up unless everybody at a residence is asleep? Good night. Merry Christmas Eve!" BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP Monty says, "Oh. And he also won't show if anyone deploys an S-band radar tracking array..."