Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2005
Transcript:
"This is depressing. Everybody wants to talk to Santa and the elves. Nobody wants to tlak to Candyland goodies..." "Maybe we need to get proactive and reach out to the kids..." "Hello little girl and welcome to Santa's..." "AAHH!" "Mommy Mommy that brown thing talked to me!" "Come along dear...I'm sure the yule log didn't mean to scare you..." "I'm a caramel chew!"
His first job was making yule logs at his fraternity house…