Monty by Jim Meddick for December 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Look at that line for Santa! How are we supposed to compete?! No one cares about candy land goodies..." "Can I sit on your lap please?" "What? I...well...sure...sure you can!" "I'm a magic caramel chew! I fly around on Christmas eve filling stockings with candy and!..." "Hey mister, I don't want you'r life story, I just wanna tie my shoe..."