Monty by Jim Meddick for November 03, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm gonna see if Mr. Pi's quantum molecular enlarger can convert my two-door HYUNDAI hatchback into a four-door SUV..." "Let's see...this knob controls the..!@@!# missed!" "You hit a squirrel." "I hit a squirrel?!" "Great! Now what do I do?" "I'd recommend enlarging an acorn pronto."