Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2003

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"Cheap dork face" "I guess some of the kids didn't like the candy you gave out..." "Cheap?! Why, those little ingrates!" "Cheap?! Ha! Two Tootie Rolls per child is a perfectly adequate amount...especially considering childhood obesity rates and..." "Hey...y'know, a lot of this paper is totally reusable..."