Matt Bors for January 10, 2017
January 04, 2017
January 17, 2017
Transcript:
Inside Trump's First Intelligence Briefing Aide: Mr. President, our findings indicate that - Donald Trump: That I crushed Arnold in ratings on "The Apprentice"! Hasta la vista! @ ! Aide: No, sir, this is about Russia and Wikileaks. We've heard Putin - Donald Trump: Says very nice things about me, I know. Very nice. Read them to me again. Aide #2: Sir! Our sources show Putin has - Donald Trump: Substantial pecs! People say put a shirt on but I like it. Chest is a ten! Aide: THIS IS SERIOUS! JULIAN ASSANGE HAS YOUR TWITTER DMS!! Donald Trump: Eh, Hannity got his big interview...drone the idiot. ! @
