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Matt Bors for November 05, 2014
October 28, 2014
November 12, 2014
Transcript:
Man: I was tired of the dating scene. That's when a friend suggested CATCALLING. Man: No questionnaire, no first dates - just hollerin' at females. Man: That's how I met my perfect match! What was it I yelled at you first, sweetie? "HEY MAMI!" Old Man: At Street Harassment, we match YOU with women who know it's just a compliment JEEZ They should be FLATTERED! Woman: Okay, you guys have been following me for like ten blocks. I don't even know you. Man: Now, honey!
“That’s because most Republicans are closet homosexuals.”There we go—the idiot quote of the week! 1. Note the badly hidden hatred of gays in this statement. 2. Thought gay people were “born that way”? If your father becomes a Republican, does this mean you are “born gay”? Liberals have now embraced Lysenkoism! 3. Because so many Republicans are Mormons or Catholics with a zillion children, that just PROVES they don’ t like the opposite sex. 4. If an openly gay person is a Republican, is he/she experiencing ideological role confusion? 5. What about bisexuals and transgenders-do they have to vote a split ticket?Dumbest.