Jan 1, 2014
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Twelve people were blown up in Akron, Ohio, last week after Yemeni intelligence fired a missile at a wedding party. 
Police believe the target of the strike was Dan Olson, an area man suspected of probably not liking Yemen. 
Man: Never heard of him! 
Woman: He- he was Jessie's date - just some rando. 
As usual, Yemen won't even acknowledge that it has a drone program that bombs America. 
Yemeni Military Personnel: I can't discuss specific operations. 
JEEZ. Rude to ask! 
But Americans need to understand these death planes save lives. 
Woman #2: Maybe not every single widdle groomsman...
Man #2: Think big picture.
Jan 7, 2014
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