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Matt Bors for December 12, 2013
December 11, 2013
December 18, 2013
Transcript:
Corporations may soon have the "religious liberty" to impose their spiritual beliefs on us. HOBBY LOBBY Hobby Lobby: Buy your own birth control, you gross body-havers! Might not affect you - until you realize NETFLIX is an Orthodox Jew. Computer: No streaming on Sabbath. Man: Oppression. SPAGHETTIOs? Dude's a total Muslim fanatic just waiting for his moment. Spaghettio: Uh-oh! Sharia law! But who knows? Maybe a corporation will go all "Pope Francis" on us. Ronald McDonald: HEY KIDS! Unfettered capitalism is tyranny! Old Man: HAVE A SEAT, RONALD.
That’s why we have the freedom to spend or work wherever we choose.I don’t want to pay for somebody’s toys or prophylactics. These aren’t medically necessary and can easily be purchased by the user like the rest of had to. Many clinics give them for free.Or you can get a job at Planned(non)Parenthood and knock yourself out.