Matt Bors for April 04, 2011
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As time passes, there are schisms in the church of lunacy... the BRANCHES of BIRTHERISM KOOL-AID SOUTHERN BAPTIST Southern Baptist Woman: The long-form birth certificate is the one true document. PROTESTANT Protestant Man: The birth announcement was put there to test our faith. PENTECOSTAL Pentecostal WomaN: AIIEEEE! RAKKA RAKKA MUSLIMMM ffffffftt* LAPSED CATHOLIC Lapsed Catholic Man: I don't REALLY believe in it - unless I have to go on TV. NEW AGE Donald Trump: I'm not buying all that Kenya dogma, but I believe in, like, STUFF.