Matt Bors for December 01, 2008
Auto executives are making PAINFUL CUTBACKS on their private jets: no more king crab dinners and vodka gimlets. Man: Guess why. UNIONS. Hi-C Modest businessmen can't make a buck with organized labor's constant demands. Man: Th-they wanted breakrooms a-and overtime pay... Man #2: And dental. OOOO. They love dental. These UAW tyrants can pull in $60,000 a year just to make sure your car doesn't fall apart on the road.* Man: HOLY MOTHER MARY AND JOSEPH - you could own a home with that kind of dough! Daily AP Articles * Not that you drive an American car. And they won't let up until their twisted vision of the American dream is realized. Man: We want FRESH VIRGINS in each of our breakrooms! Man #2: Which should be in GIANT PYRAMIDS...built by UNIONS!
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