Matt Bors for October 10, 2008
October 08, 2008
October 13, 2008
Transcript:
Exactly thirteen years after being acquitted of a double murder, OJ Simpson was found guilty of robbing some guys for a signed football or something. OJ Simpson: Obama stole my MEDIA THUNDER! The hippies were right - KARMA IS REAL! Man: It just takes FOREVER to get stuff done. Woman: Like us. Today's scoundrels will get their cosmic comeuppance in the next decade. Business Man: How's business today, Mr. Greenspan? Alan Greenspan: Oh, you know 25¢ BE PATIENT. Karmic justice is not swift, but it is merciless. Sarah Palin: Doggone it, Dick. I thought you was a MOOSE! WHUMP!
