Matt Bors for May 26, 2008
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Transcript:
John McCain's STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS has recently returned from a fact-finding expedition in the near future... John McCain: Turns out my first term as president has solved most of the world's problems! "By 2013 the troops are home from Iraq, sectarian violence has ceased and the Tigris flows with honey." Man: MMMM, the sweet nectar of freedom! "Bin Laden has been captured and executed via WIND POWER - just one example of how we've become 100% ENERGY INDEPENDENT." "The economy is BOOMING and Joe Lieberman has been named 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People Magazine. People Jowl Fold Out! Pg. 12 JOE John McCain: My friends, the laws of physics will try to prevent us from achieving these humble goals. But I will not sit down with them until they suspend their activity!
