Matt Bors for October 17, 2007

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FOX ELECTION CRISIS: HILL-ARIOUS News Anchor: Tonight's top story... News Anchor: Will Hillary Clinton's witch-like CACKLE turn off or sexually excite male swing voters? Man: I can't stand it. It's the same shrill hyena howl my WIFE lets out when I ask if she wants to see me get NAKED. PSSHH HA HA HOO! HOO! Man: Could frighten Iran, though. Our FOX NEWS cackle analysis squadron pored through HOURS of her nauseating BELLY LAUGHS. Woman: Stop the tape. Woman: Look at the eyes. I haven't seen that glint since TED BUNDY. HA HA HA HA NEXT QUESTION: has Gigglry Clinton gone through menopause yet? And how could this affect World War Three and Four? Man: All male panel? Blonde Man: She could have a HOT FLASH during nuclear talks. What then? Brown Haired Man: Make no mistake. 2008 is a referendum on TESTICLES!