Matt Bors for October 15, 2007

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The Minneapolis Airport is shelling out $25,000 to prevent anonymous homo sex in its legendary bathroom. MEN Man: It's getting CRAZIER by the day in there. Dudes are missing their connections home so they can stay and hook up on a famous TOILET! CUSTER & SONS RENOVATIONS CO. won the no-bid contract to gay-proof the stalls. Man: When we're done, it's going to be PRO-FAMILY up in that men's room. Man: We're putting GUILLOTINES in the dividers for guys playing FOOTSIE and replacing the relaxing Muzak with grating country tunes! TINK The stall senator Larry Craig used will be retired and preserved as a historical monument of a bygone era. THE LIBERTY THRONE Its flushes proclaim liberty throughout Terminal C. Cracked by a patron with a wide stance