Matt Bors for October 10, 2007
Republican candidates can't be bothered to attend a debate thrown by African-Americans. Republican Candidate: Sorry. Scheduling conflict. Republican Candidate: I've got an appointment with my shoeshine boy on that day. Campaign staffers plan events in white enclaves to avoid embarrassing run-ins with brown folks. Old White Man: Teach me that black handshake thing! Old White Man: I like Tupac. African-American Man: * With no minority outreach, the GOP's base is constantly shrinking. Clarence Thomas: LATINOS have surpassed snake-handling Christians in breeding! News Anchor: It's official: Clarence Thomas is now the last remaining Uncle Tom. The 13 or so black people who vote Republican feel slighted. African-American Republican: The BLACK ELEPHANT Movement will not be ignored! Where's Whitey?
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