Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for September 15, 2016
How to be happy. Step 1: Find a quiet place overlooking a large body of water. Step 2: Let all the world's pain and suffering fill your head. Step 3: Take a few short breaths. Step 4: Open the top of your head. Step 5: Fire your brain into the ocean. Step 6: Watch TV and eat ice cream forever.