January 17, 2018
“I’ve never had a pet but I have Luann,” eh, Bernice? I’m with Beb, on this one. As far as I’m concerned, Bernice just told Jack she considered Luann a “substitute pet.” And Jack has just been sitting there for the last two days taking it all in and making snarky remarks of his own. If there’s anybody out there that still think that Jack and Luann need to be a “romantic couple,” then You have My deepest sympathy.
Take a GOOD look. These two bench warmers are currently Luann’s best “friends” in the World. But they’ve spent the week doing little but talking about Lu behind her back. And This is not the first time Bernice has done that. Look here:
Luann had another friend who wouldn’t bad-mouth her behind her back but Oh No! “He” wasn’t “good enough.” So the “creators” had Lu alienate him this past Spring. SHEESH.
But THIS is a Good thing. This just goes to PROVE what I’ve been saying all along. That ALL of major long time young cast members NEED to start making NEW friends and as many of those as soon as possible. And MOST of those NEW friends should be of the opposite sex. There’s a new school year coming up and Pitts has two college campus’ full of students, so there’s really no excuse. (And don’t give Me that Pandemic Stuff, Dog)
One more thing. First Gunther never had a pet, now Bernice never had a pet. What IS it about depriving Nerds of pets in this Strip? Have they “suffered” enough? ;)
Daily Rant, OUT!
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