Luann by Greg Evans for September 14, 1986
Luann: It's me again! Dad: Hi, Hon. Dad: Well, Luann. How was the first week of school? Luann: Just fine, Dad. Dad: Have you learned anything yet? Luann: Oh, tons! Luann: I've learned that Bobby Farnell is going steady with Doris Nolan, Jack Prahl got arrested over the Summer, Mr. Killian had a baby and Cathy Irvine got fat. Luann: I also learned that there's only one shower in P.E. that won't spray all over your hair... Luann: ...My desk in math has a corner that snags clothes...Mr.Newcombe doesn't give restroom passes...and Aaron only 75 from mine! Dad: That's swell. Have you learned anything in class? Luann: Nah.