Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 03, 2023

I’d shop there but I believe honesty is the best policy.

…but he’s being honest.

At least Scrooge isn’t going bankrupt and closing.

The nice Mr. Scrooge even hired poor Tiny Tim. I hope he has a good medical plan.

“God bless us everyone”

He also owns a tavern called Bar Humbug.

There’s a souvenir shop in Las Vegas with the sign “If it’s in stock, we have it!”.

Well, puts one in mind of Ralph’s Pretty Good Grocery in Lake Wobegon, whose watchword is some variation on “If you can’t find it at Ralph’s, you probably don’t need it”.

It’s a closer approach than many places. And refreshingly honest.