Lola by Todd Clark for September 27, 2023

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    Ubintold  5 months ago

    The dumb leading the dumber.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 5 months ago

    …and more useful to society.

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    pschearer Premium Member 5 months ago

    Bananas have a tiny bee stinger? I’ve never been stung by one so I’ve never noticed. Is that so the banana can sting bees in self-defense?

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    rshive  5 months ago

    The world is full of hard-to-explain things.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    I fellow finds a small lantern. He rubs it and a small Genie appears. The Genie say “Thank you for freeing me. As you can see, I am only a small Genie, so I can grant you only one wish”

    The fellow thinks about it for a moment and say “Well, I have always wanted to visit the countries on the other side of the ocean. But I am afraid of flying and also of boats. Can you build me a highway across the ocean so that I can drive across it?”

    The Genie responds, “I am only a small Genie. That is a very big wish. Do you perhaps have an easier wish?”

    The fellow thinks about it for a moment and says, “I have always wanted to understand women. Can you do that?”

    The Genie responds, “How many lanes do you want the highway to have?”

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Both questions will drive you bananas.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    My mother and sister are both women and even they don’t understand women. :J

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    There is some real truth in that last statement.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    It probably is.

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    PaulGoes  5 months ago

    Old punchline: Do you want that bridge 2 or 4 lanes?

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