Welcome to Tortuga’s
The chamber of Tortuga’s is a haven fer our Krusty kind,
where sixteen ’undred lobbyist can help a mate unwind.
And forty odd denials can quench yer hevy guilt each night,
all thanks to Charles Koch, the man fer whom we fight.
So join our band of brothers and be a lawless obstructioneer,
or sail with king Charles’ blessing, as a treasoneer.
Then, come earn yer share of gold here, with our dark but friendly loot
Come be a greedy cheap-arse, yer term is far too short.
So hold on to yer mistress, ye dotards ye failers,
Yer heading fer Tortuga’s lair and the Brethren of the East.
So hold on to yer limo’s, to yer checks and yer louses,
Or the whores of Charles Koch will lure ye from yer post
It’s a place to make a fortune, on exPence of those less fortunate,
a place to loose yer ravings, in a single term.
A place for new shenanigans, a place of filth n’ self-loathing men
a place for yearly slacking, at best friend’s twitter sperm.
The chamber of Tortuga’s, is a haven fer our Krusty kind
Where sins few every pleasure, are eas’ly to be found.
Pick the poison of yer liking, and let all other worries be,
tomorrow well go fighting, the People of the WE
Yer heading fer Tortuga’s and the Brethren of the Koch.
So hold on to yer grudges, to yer loot and yer votes,
Björn Malmros / Peter Mollwing
Welcome to Tortuga’s
The chamber of Tortuga’s is a haven fer our Krusty kind,
where sixteen ’undred lobbyist can help a mate unwind.
And forty odd denials can quench yer hevy guilt each night,
all thanks to Charles Koch, the man fer whom we fight.
So join our band of brothers and be a lawless obstructioneer,
or sail with king Charles’ blessing, as a treasoneer.
Then, come earn yer share of gold here, with our dark but friendly loot
Come be a greedy cheap-arse, yer term is far too short.
So hold on to yer mistress, ye dotards ye failers,
Yer heading fer Tortuga’s lair and the Brethren of the East.
So hold on to yer limo’s, to yer checks and yer louses,
Or the whores of Charles Koch will lure ye from yer post
It’s a place to make a fortune, on exPence of those less fortunate,
a place to loose yer ravings, in a single term.
A place for new shenanigans, a place of filth n’ self-loathing men
a place for yearly slacking, at best friend’s twitter sperm.
The chamber of Tortuga’s, is a haven fer our Krusty kind
Where sins few every pleasure, are eas’ly to be found.
Pick the poison of yer liking, and let all other worries be,
tomorrow well go fighting, the People of the WE
So hold on to yer limo’s, to yer checks and yer louses,
Yer heading fer Tortuga’s and the Brethren of the Koch.
So hold on to yer grudges, to yer loot and yer votes,
Or the whores of Charles Koch will lure ye from yer post
Björn Malmros / Peter Mollwing