JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 29, 2007

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"Snoog-a-Boo would make a terrific police dog." "Unfortunately, your dog is the wrong breed." "Police only use German shepherds." "I'm texting Snoog-a-Boo with the bad news." "Why can't Snoog-a-Boo join the canine unit?" "No offense, Crunchy, but your dog is a mixed breed." "You callin' Snoog-a-Boo a mutt?" "No, but that's what you call him." "You're always saying, 'That mutt ate my wallet.'" "Or 'that dumb mutt still isn't housebroken'." "To be a police dog, he'd have to be pure German shepherd." "Snoog-a-Boo won't take this well." "That dumb mutt went and joined the National Guard!"