JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 17, 2006
"Marcy says that the 'in' thing is to give spa gift certificates for Father's Day." "Is she for real?" "That might be cool for young dads like you and me..." "But old school dads ain't gonna let nobody massage their feet and whatnot!" "I'd love to get one of those fancy Swedish massages." "What if the Swede's name is 'Sven'?!"