Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for April 27, 2016
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Transcript:
I read that your phone is dirtier than a toilet seat. You know, because it's handled so much and it comes into contact with everything. And if it's that gross, doesn't that mean it's also depositing filth all over the place? And over time, that means that virtually everything is dirtier than a toilet seat. Sow what difference does it make how dirty your phone is? At least you own one clean thing.
There is a lid on the toilet for a reason. Close it before you flush and you will not have all that bacteria aerosol all over the room. Keeps it much cleaner.