Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 17, 2022
Scrappy Lad: Barman! A shot of beer and a martini chaser! Bartender: Big drinker are ya? Scrappy Lad: You know it, mac! All bad boys are! Bartender: Well, then, here's something that will get you absolutely stark, slavering blotto! Drink up, bad boy! Scrappy Lad: What, no sippy cup?