Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 09, 2022
Transcript:
Tyr: That red devil hand tried to lure me into a death trap!! Hamhock: No, Tyr, the red hand means "don't walk." Tyr: In my culture, an open palm means "lo, I am unarmed! It is safe to approach!" Hamhock: Well, here it means "Hark! You're about to get creamed by a Chrysler!"
“Flattened by a Ford! Crushed by a Cadillac! Battered by a Buick! Mauled by a Mercedes! Ravaged by a Rolls! Hammered by a Hummer! Trampled by a Tesla! Drilled by a …”
“Stop. Just stop. Put down the list of cars and slowly…back…away….”