Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 10, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Ralston, after a big rescue like that, there's always a media frenzy. Watch how it's done. Okay, who's got questions? Voice: Ralston, were you scared? Ralston, how did you do it? Ralston, what was the atmosphere like in there? Captain Victorious: Hey, hey, I was there, too! How about a question for everyone's favorite superhero, huh? Voice: Captain Victorious, what's it like to know a real hero like Ralston? Captain Victorious: Now wait just a minute! Ralston: I think I'm getting the hang of this!
That’s right, Cap, sit on a bar stool drinking your martinis while someone else does the hero work and see if the press notices.