Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 23, 2020
March 22, 2020
March 24, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Y'know, I've fought armies of robots, quelled alien invasions, foiled evil dictators. I've moved mountains! Quieted volcanoes! And reversed earthquakes!! Once, I even had to reset the moon's orbit to stop it from crashing into the earth!! But quitting smoking has been the hardest thing I've ever done. Ralston: Well, let's hope at least the moon's orbit holds...
I don’t remember reading about any of those things.
Also, quitting is easy. I can’t count the number of times I’ve done it.