Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 27, 2020
Fritz: What the...? "Kick-Fu"? Bixby, is this another one of your cheap schemes to fleece the masses? Bixby: No, no, Fritz, you got it all wrong! This is a physically exerting and demanding way for people to lose weight! I even got Ralston Rabbit involved, so you know it's on the level! Fritz: Really? What kind of a workout is it? Bixby: Well, there's a lot of kicking... Ralston: Stop eating.