Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 17, 2019
Transcript:
Captain Victory: Bixby, I'm worried that I'm lacking in sex appeal. Bixby: Well, let's look at your numbers... 90% of your core audience find you sexy... 70% think you're the sexiest superhero... and 55% dream of being married to you one day. Captain Victory: Oh, well, that's quite - Bixby: Of course 98% of your core audience are unmarried males. Captain Victory: And the 2%? Bixby: Married ones.
Way to suck out his joy.