Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 16, 2019
February 15, 2019
February 17, 2019
Transcript:
tyr: Bixby, you have to get me some superhero work! Bixby: That stuff doesn't pay well, tyr! tyr: I don't care about the pay!! I need to ensure a warrior's death!! tyr: The only way into valhall is by falling in battle, and I'm not gonna do that in a shampoo commercial!! get me a fight so I Can die honorably!! bixby: I will, but first just fill out this life insurance policy...leave "beneficiary" blank, I can do that one..
whahoppened about 5 years ago
And the premium? Tyr, yer gonna outlast the insurance company a few hundred years.
herdleader53 about 5 years ago
Tyr is the God of War. He doesn’t need to die in battle to go Valhalla. He already has a condo there.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 5 years ago
Being the socalled god of war why would he need to die to enter valhalla?