Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 16, 2019
tyr: Bixby, you have to get me some superhero work! Bixby: That stuff doesn't pay well, tyr! tyr: I don't care about the pay!! I need to ensure a warrior's death!! tyr: The only way into valhall is by falling in battle, and I'm not gonna do that in a shampoo commercial!! get me a fight so I Can die honorably!! bixby: I will, but first just fill out this life insurance policy...leave "beneficiary" blank, I can do that one..