Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 06, 2018
December 05, 2018
December 07, 2018
Transcript:
hamhock: What happened to you? Tyr: I just had an awful battle! hamhock: With what? tyr: There was a hideous dragon out there! Tyr: He came lumbering at me with a giant, toothy maw and a torturous voice, so I laid him low!! ralston: Man, someone just did a number on barney in the parking lot. tyr: That explains all the hugging....
DIE BLARNEY!!!!!! Man, I enjoyed that computer game. It was a DOS game that had to fighting against the evil Blarney, which there were hundreds of. And anyone who played the game knew that the real titles was Die Barney because Blarney was a purple or pink dinosaur that (aside from possible color difference, haven’t played the game in ages so I don’t remember if Blarney was purple or pink) looked exactly like Barney. The game came out at the height of Barney’s popularity. The only real difference between Barney and Blarney was Blarney was trying to kill you.