Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 05, 2006
Scrappy Lad: Look, you gotta call Captain Victorious so he can come save me! Mr. Negato: Forget it. Scrappy Lad: But I'm his sidekick! Heroes always save the sidekick from the villain! Mr. Negato: I'm not calling him! He doesn't even like you! You annoy him! Your very presence makes him completely miserab- I'll do it. Scrappy Lad: Yay! You're going to help me escape from your evil clutches!