Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 04, 2006
Scrappy Lad: Look, I'm sorry I snuck into your secret hideout, Mr. Negato. But I just want Captain Victorious to come here and save me! I mean, don't you even want to lure him into a trap?! Mr. Negato: If I wanted to lure Captain Victorious here, I'd kidnap a plate of mozzarella sticks. Scrappy Lad: Fine. Roll me in breading and make the call.