Wife: Oh shucks the last worm.
Boat rental, fishing rods, bait ... Lodge, tackle box, beer, food, gas ...
Herman: I got one!
It's at least 4 pounds.
Wife: Terrific. That's $545 Per pound.
He’s hooked on fishing.
The cost of a marriage lic. ( $2.00) divided by her weight (300 lbs) = .00666. Coincidently that is the going price per pound for carp.
Herman should just push the Whale overboard.
If it was just about money, then Wile E. Coyote would have been ordering from Omaha Steaks (instead of Acme) all along!
You are right. All that whale blubber and no Eskimos.
Apparently nobody told her, you don’t fish for fish – you fish for fishin’.
my grandma, mother’s side, was the fishing nut in her family, she used her corn bread dough as bait (yes, it worked)
never take a man and always catch em with corn,with money still in your pocket
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart