Heart of the City by Steenz for November 14, 2001
Transcript:
Dean: Heart! The vet wants to keep Spock overnight for observation! They want to take him into the back and throw him in one of those cold, dark cages! Then they're gonna stick all kinds of tubes in him and cut him open from neck to navel and perform weird experiments and--- Heart: Dean. He's a cat. Not an alien who crash-landed in area 51...Dean: Then again, ya never know..Remember that movie "Indepence Day"? Maybe Spock is is a sophisticated bio-cat suit for some gross space dude.
My cat was cut open from tongue to tail to remove a blade of grass. 20 huge staples held his body together until it healed.