And mayonnaise is the definition of low expectations.
Once I lowered my expectations life became easier
“I ask for so little.”
“Maybe that’s why nobody gives you much.”
I was happy to find a loaf of bread in the supermarket, yesterday. (I live in Southern Texas.)
Sad…. but soooo true!
You can scrape the jar better with a spatula.
That’s a lot of mayo for ONE sandwich.