Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for February 23, 2021

And mayonnaise is the definition of low expectations.

Once I lowered my expectations life became easier

“I ask for so little.”

“Maybe that’s why nobody gives you much.”

I was happy to find a loaf of bread in the supermarket, yesterday. (I live in Southern Texas.)

Sad…. but soooo true!

You can scrape the jar better with a spatula.

That’s a lot of mayo for ONE sandwich.