Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 10, 2021

Schrodinger’s cat would both win and lose.

Unfortunately, the most likely outcome to that scenario would be both P’s dog and S’s cat slitting their own wrists with Occam’s Razor.

Got to appreciate Satchel’s enthusiasm.

“Who opened the box of Animal Crackers?”

The quantum wave would collapse leaving the cat and the dog in an entanglement quandary that would play out in the distant future and the distant past!

Keep pushing Bucky , Satchel is almost there !

Bucky is developing the Unified Theory of Nonsense

The physics of a tuna can is about as complicated a subject as Bucky can handle, and I’m not certain he could handle that.

Francis might get indicted for igniting an insurrection.

Go Satch! Airborne kitty

“Schrodinger’s lunch box”—is it a ham sandwich or baloney. The world will never know.

Pavlov’s dog would both salivate and not salivate. Probably ropy spit.

Who would win in a fight, bucky from getting fuzzy or scratchy from the Simpsons (the itchy and scratchy show.)?

“I went to the library and asked for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said the title rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was in or not.”

What’s that thing in Dad’s mouth supposed to be? A cigarette? Straw? Pencil? Pen?

It’s like: who would win in a fight between The Nanny and The Flying Nun?

Give Buck some String Theory to play with, but be prepared to have to clean up some Dark Matter…

That is an interesting question really – I mean it is a death match, since there is poison involved. If Pavlov’s dog represents a collapsed quantum state (for whatever reason) than then cat seems to have the advantage since neither instance of the cat are technically “real” in that they represent uncollapsed quantum states. So there isn’t anything for the dog to fight, and since the dog is collapsed it dies from the poison so the cat still is 50 – 50. If putting the dog in the box makes it an uncollapsed quantum state then … quantum mania!

This man is just as nutty as Rob for having imaginary conversations with animals! Just as bad as Calvin!

LOL!!!

Go Satchel!

It’s more like fan fiction.

Hoo boy………..