Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 26, 2017
Bucky Katt: What's this? Rob Wilco: Program on the greatest military minds in history. Bucky Katt: Who's that guy there? Rob Wilco: Subutal. Bucky Katt: Pfff. Who? Rob Wilco: Genghis Khan's general? He might be the greatest military strategist ever. Bucky Katt: Whatever. Not scared of anybody in pajamas call me when they get to Dyson. Rob Wilco: Who? Bucky Katt: Dyson? You don't know who Dyson is?! Rob Wilco: Uh... Bucky Katt: The cyclonic czar? The fastidious fascist? The bagless barbarian? Aw. come on man, read a %@#* history book! Satchel Pooch: ...Do you mean the vacuum guy? Bucky Katt: Oh, sure, clean it up for sensitive Americans. It's not Domestic terror, it's vacuum cleansing. LEO SZILARD WAS RIGHT! Rob Wilco: Can you believe him? Satchel Pooch: Well, Attila was fun, but Dyson gives me bad dreams, call me for Yoda.