Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 11, 2013
Bucky: See, Satchel, the thing about muppets is that they're sneaky. They attack when you least expect it. Satchel: Well, I always expect it now so how does that works? Bucky: Just remember this: muppets sense fear. Well, that and comedy, too, but that's irrelevant here. Do not show a muppet fear. Be strong. One day you'll be playing with your dinosaur and a muppet will come out of nowhere! You have to be ready to give it to him! Satchel: No! What would I play with, then? Bucky: Oh, you're doomed. Satchel: Well, you know what? I don't want to live in a world without toys.