Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 19, 2013
Bucky: I can't help it if it takes you dogs a whole platoon to take down one bunny, we cats work alone. We are nature's ninjas. Satchel: You think of yourself as a ninja? Bucky: Siamese are, we were trained to prowl the rooftops of palaces and gouge the eyes out of any intruders. Satchel: The fact that you imply such a thing as cat training tells me yours tory is a lie. Bucky: Cats are assassins, Satchel: You show me a "cat hit" victim and I"ll show you someone who had a cat on their lap when the blender went on.