Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 17, 2013
Satchel: Why doesn't your evil book show the deadly pressure points of cats? Bucky: It's a cat book, that would be sick. Satchel: Silly me, so what's the biggest animal in here? Bucky: Well, that's the north American edition, so Buffalo. Satchel: You're telling me that you could take down and eat a buffalo. Armed only with this book. Bucky: The only obstacle to me eating a buffalo is find a pot big enough to prepare it in. Fact. Satchel: Oh, why didn't I ask for a buffalo for Christmas? Bucky: Without the pot. It'd just be another thing to clean up.