Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 15, 2012
Rob: Here you go! Satchel: You have the first one! Rob: I'm about to flip mine. Satchel: You're so nice, but I insist, you first. Bucky: And so goes the proverbial Massachussan standoff. Rob: What? Bucky: Perhaps if you offer Satchel some money, too, he'll take your free pancake. Satchel: What's your point? Bucky: Even though you're spineless, you liberals still can't bend over backward far enough for each other. The pancake simply adds that ironic image of flip-flopping. Satchel: You flip your bacon on the stove, too. Bucky: Not when I eat it raw. Satchel: You never eat raw bacon. Bucky: Yeah? Watch how a true conservative eats bacon! Rob: How's our true conservative doin'? Satchel: Head in a bucket.