Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 21, 2024

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    Pastor Perfect is wrong—you still can’t yell, “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  2 months ago

    Looks like Slim in P.3. and he’s eatin’ it up !

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Like my father said when he worked for an undertaker and drove the hearse, he’s thankful he is still riding in the front!

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    “And let’s hope we are thankful whether or not Gasoline Alley changes its name to Electric Acres or something like that, and let’s hope in the next few months about the fate of the Gasoline Alley strip if Jim S. decides to retire the strip or not – AMEN!”

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 2 months ago

    a wise man wrote – perfect love casts out all fear. another wise man wrote in response many years later, but it is also true that perfect fear casts out all love. the question is how much longer before the choice is once again give me liberty or give me death because of fear? js

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    notmoving Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m thankful if Jim Scancarelli is right.

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    nonoyobeezwaks  2 months ago

    Where is the Bible passage for this sermon, or is this just a pep talk?

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Not much longer if our Marxist government has anything to say about it. They all think Stalin and Mao ran freedom loving countries.

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    kab2rb  2 months ago

    Creditors can get mean they want to collect that overdue bill, such as disconnecting.

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    axe-grinder  about 2 months ago

    Good wordplay!

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