Liz: Jon, I hope you didn't spend too much money on me this Christmas.
Jon: How much is too much?
Garfield: Just a hair more than not enough.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Garfield knows the score.
Jon spent a lot more than just money.
How much is too much, Jon? Maybe your entire bank account?
Probably everything in your savings account.
Don’t you believe her, Jon! Liz may say that now, but if you don’t spend a bundle on her, she’ll think you’re a cheapskate. You need to spend at least one entire paycheck. By the way, does anyone know what Jon does for a living? Just wondering how much money he makes compared to what Liz earns as a vet.
Good Answer Garf lad! Oye and in answer to your question laughingkitty,what ever the vets are paid it’s not nearly what they should be getting for the good work they do! I believe they are paid Peanuts…which probably means Poor Jon’s paid in MT peanut shells?
It is easier to be forgiven for spending too much, than it is for spending too little! :-)
It;s a minefield Jon.
That’s a trick question since we all spend too much money on each other.
At least she didn’t say “I don’t want anything this year.” That is a test, and may God have mercy on your soul if you fail!
He probably hasn’t even shopped yet
It’s a trick, Jon! Don’t fall for it!
I don’t know . . . Liz has stuck with Jon for a long time, and I don’t remember that she plays games, gives tests or sets traps. But maybe I just don’t remember! :-)
Yep. Christmas is just an excuse for people to spend too much.
I always get looked down on just because I prefer saving up money than spending it. Why is that so bad?
It is somewhere between a Maserati and a travel-size bottle of the wrong perfume.