Garfield: It's spider-stomping time!
Spider: It is?
Spider: My watch must be slow.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Now it’s the only thing ticking for you.
I remember that game.
So are your wits, apparently.
Apprently Garfield doen’t stomp hard enough. Spiders don’t have a prayer around me.
And think how nice all those spider webs will look to the neighbors!
I thought it was called Weasel-Stomping Day?
Nah, that’s June 31st or the 22nd of any month.
Spider-stomping time is anytime a spider is big enough to live in a doll-house.
Not as slow as your neurons.
@Hillbillyman: garfield is a cat. they like to play with their prey. ;)
His watch is slow? He wears an analog watch? Aww, man! I haven’t worn one of those since 1983!
This one is laugh out loud funny!
As for the benefits of spiders in the house, they’re usually outweighed by the negatives.
I do let the ones in my garden live as well as the ones inside by my plants so they can keep the pests down.
I find a Black Widow in my basement once in a while. They definitely die.
Most of the spiders in my house look very much like the poisonous Hobo. They may not be Hobos (hard to identify), and probably not as harmful as reported, but I don’t want to take the chance, so they are not spared. Also, their webs get on my face and creep me out. Webs also collect dirt and look horrible.
I am with Garfield to stomp these spiders with old and hard boot. I do not allow any bugs flying around inside my home and also I do not allow the spiders trepass and hide with it’s webs and wait for bug to catch on the web. Forget it! I will kill the creepy spider with the Raid bug killer spray.
How many lives does a spider have anyway???
OMG, that’s disgusting - don’t know why. The thought of eating chocolate covered ants doesn’t turn my stomach.
So what would you use, chocolate coating, or A-1?
So are you spider.
@Lonewolf - Not many at all. By the way, good to see you lurking around again.
It looks like a bandage